- Gus: no don't do the thing
- Shawn: I'M GONNA DO THE THING
— An actual improvised version of “Go the Fuck to Sleep” that was performed for me last night
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.